Learning that your first name appears in the Top 20 Whitest Names not once, but five times...
Molly Jenna
Amy Caitlin
Claire Heather
Emily Katherine
Katie Jenna
Madeline Kaitlyn
Katelyn Hannah
Emma Abigail
Allison Kathryn
Kaitlin Holly
...And thus removing any doubt you are even slightly diverse. It's not easy being white.
It's Not Easy Being White
And Kermit thought he had it hard...
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Bang-a-Rang
Having bangs, cutting bangs, straightening bangs, attempting to style bangs, and regretting the fact that you got bangs. It's not easy being white.
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
American Idol
Perils of a European Vacation
Attempting to straighten your hair with European voltage. And worrying that your accommodations might have been the inspiration for the movie Hostel... It's not easy being white.
Monday, May 21, 2012
Are you Itchy Richie?
Love watching the "news" in New York. Channel 5 aired a town hall meeting earlier this week of Upper West Side mothers near tears and screaming at their local government, because their children are suffering from mosquito bites from insects NOT carrying West Nile Virus. According to UNICEF, one child dies every 30 seconds from malaria. According to an unscientific report entirely composed by my guesstimates, about 0% of those cases occur in pretentious Manhattanites. It's not easy being white.
It's Not Easy Being White
"A man has a property in his opinions and the free communication of them." So many people assume life is so easy for white people - I'm here to tell you the truth. And Kermit thought his life was hard? It's not easy being white...
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