Learning that your first name appears in the Top 20 Whitest Names not once, but five times...
...And thus removing any doubt you are even slightly diverse. It's not easy being white.
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Love watching the "news" in New York. Channel 5 aired a town hall meeting earlier this week of Upper West Side mothers near tears and screaming at their local government, because their children are suffering from mosquito bites from insects NOT carrying West Nile Virus. According to UNICEF, one child dies every 30 seconds from malaria. According to an unscientific report entirely composed by my guesstimates, about 0% of those cases occur in pretentious Manhattanites. It's not easy being white.
"A man has a property in his opinions and the free communication of them." So many people assume life is so easy for white people - I'm here to tell you the truth. And Kermit thought his life was hard? It's not easy being white...